@shittynewyorkercartooncaptions

“You gotta get yourself adopted by a yuppie couple who are both 31, and it’s clear that they’re just putting off having a kid. They’ll buy you whatever […] you want, because you’re not even really a dog to them. They think you’re, like, a person.”

accurate?!

select one below:

1. yes, my dog is my child

2. i like my dog, but…

3. i’m a cat person